The New and Improved.

Roswell held his katana to Ryan's throat. "Hallo, my name, is Inigo Montoya. You keeled my hamster, prepare to die."

"Prepare to meet thine creator. Ronald Mcdonald!" Jason yelled out, poking Ryan with the mini gun.

Christian was caught off guard, but was still himself this time. He slowly put his hand behind her back, and pulled himself closer to her, kissing her more intently.

"What the hell are you even talking about!" Ryan yelled, he began to wobble on his legs, trying to get away from the sword.

Karai kissed him, until air was needed and she heard the light flick from red to green.
She stared out the window awkwardly, biting her lip, a habit she had when she got nervous or felt awkward.
Her cheeks were bright red.

Christian cleared his throat and made his way out of the city, into the backroads and suburbs. He floored it, going at high speeds around the empty roads.

"YOU KILLED MR. FLUFFERS AND YOU DON'T EVEN REMEMBER IT?! YOU MONSTER!" Roswell said crying on his brothers shoulder. "WHY IS HE SO MEAN JASON?!"

Karai put her seatbelt on; she hadn't before because she never really cared. But he was going fast, now, so she figured she might as well be safe.
Her face was still red, and she could just feel the awkwardness in the air.
"Um..are we almost there?

"Yep." Christian said, turning the wheel with the blink of an eye, as they drifted around a corner, on the hill in front of them sat the mansion.

"What the fuck..." He mumbled under his breath, "Listen, I didn't kill a hamster, I wasn't going to attack anyone or anything, I just want to live here!"

Karai glanced up at it. She never really had realized how huge it was. She didn't exactly know anyone there except Alice, and well, now Christian.
She noted how it looked quite pretty in the nighttime.

"BECAUSE HE'S A DIPSHIT MAN! A DIPSHIT!" Jason said, crying. A box of tissues appeared next to him and he grabbed a few out, blowing his nose despite wearing a mask. "Flufferrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsss!" He cried out.

Christian slowed down as the two entered the garage, the door closing behind them. He turned the keys and then pulled them out of the ignition, and then sat there, staring off into space.

"Ohhhhh. So Mr. Fluffers killer is still at large..." Roswell said. "Hey, those guys are getting pretty close to the mansion according to the posts above us. Should we leave, or get more snacks. TELL ME RIGHT NOW LAZY FATASS WRITER! TELL ME!" Roswell said looking at no one in particular. Roswell went and got more snacks.

Ryan shook began to back away, his mind was a buzz about these two ass holes. "God..."

"They'll probably bang in the garage, we have plenty of time to jack off in everyones bed, and then go and watch them." Jason said, finishing off the last of his snacks.

"They'll probably bang in the garage, we have plenty of time to jack off in everyones bed, and then go and watch them." Jason said, finishing off the last of his snacks.

Karai opened the door, hopping out. She peered back inside.
"You coming, Christian?" She asked Her face was still slightly pink.

"To do what?" Christian asked blankly, as he shook his head, getting out of his confused state, as he got out of the car. "To do what?" He asked, clearer this time.

Karai stared at him blankly.
"To get out of the car, idiot." She huffed.
"And to go inside, of course. Unless you /want/ to go somewhere in this boring piece of junk." She gestured to the mansion.

"As long as it's with you I'm fine." He said, one eye blue and one eye brown.

"Looking at them now, we need to make the jacking off a quickie." Roswell said walking upstairs.

Karai turned firetruck red...again.
Dammit, why was she getting so embarrassed?
She huffed, raising an eyebrow at Christian.
"Well? Do you have anywhere? Not much to do, it is 9:00 after all.." She stretched her arms with a yawn.

"My bedroom. Or yours." Brown Eyed Chris said, grinning. Then his eyes turned blue again and he scoffed. "I don't care.."

Ryan was disgusted he walked passed the two insane guys and into to the mansion, were he proceeded to look around the large room.