Day of Present Bore.

Kris scoffed, "Yeah, someone who'll deal with our crap and we can slightly become a bad model to." She laughed.

Artemis walked through the living room, cup of tea in hand, wearing a blue hoodie over white shorts and black converse. He headed to his laptop, which he left behind, waving somewhat to the two.

"YOU!" Colin said, uncovering his eyes. "You'll do." He said, kicking Kris lightly in the stomach, and then pointing to Arty with his foot. "Friend."

Kris turned to look at Artemis, "Hm. Nice posture, innocent facial expression. IT WILL DO!"

"...I'msorrywhat?" Artemis managed, words melding into one another as he looked back to the couple.

"You. Friend. Now." Colin said, looking at Arty without raising his head from the couch arm. "You now belong to us. We shall call it. ArtColIs or something."

"Dumb name, let's do... Colisty. Or no." Kris pondered, grinning. (BRB SHOWER K)

Artemis, wide-eyed, slowly set his cup down, reached for his laptop, then as soon as it was in his hands, began to walk backwards to the exit of the room, watching the two

"HEY. WHERE ARE YOU GOING FRIEND." Colin yelled, jumping up and stepping over Kris. he stood on the edge of the couch. "I'll jump. I'll fucking do it."

"You two. Are terrifying." Artemis said, hiding the lower half of his face with his laptop before lowering it back down to his side and walking back. "Artemis Prince Watson, or, Arty. And you two are...?"

"Kris Youngblood, at your service." Kris said, doing a small gesture with her hand.

"Colin Wagner." Colin said, bowing. Which wasn't a good idea, he then fell head first off of the couch arm, and into the floor.

Kris leaned over and peeked over the couch arm, picking up a pillow on the couch and hitting Colin with it. "QUICK, ARTEMIS, FIRST ACTION AS FRIEND SHALL BE TO HIT COLIN WITH PILLOWS, GO!"

Artemis watched the two, a smile creeping onto his face. "Are you two siblings, or...?" He asked, hesitant to reach for anything.

"Nope. Loverrs." Colin said, picking up a pillow and hitting Kris before pulling her down onto the ground with him.

Artemis' smile became a hybrid of a grin and a look of awe as he stepped closer. "Coooo--oool."

Kris laughed as she laid on the ground, rolling over and sitting up to face Artemis, "If we were siblings, it'd be, really awkward right now."

"Indeed." Colin said, poking Kris' cheek before jumping up. He ran up to Artemis, grabbed the computer out of his hands, sitting it down on the table beside them and said. "HOUSE WIDE PILLOW FIGHT!" He screamed at the top of his lungs, before hitting Artemis with a pillow and jumping back to Kris.

Kris laughed, pushing off the floor and into a small corner with three pillows. She set up a small square of pillows around her, then held a pillow up to her chest, as if in defensive mode.

"NEON PILLOW!" Adrian yelled, as he threw a small throw pillow at Artemis. It flashed a neon pink before hitting him, bouncing off and then spiraling into Kris's pillow fort, knocking it down.

Artemis stumbled somewhat, something of a laugh coming from him. He quickly backed away, reaching for a pillow before making his torso intangible.

Kris threw a pillow at Adrian, smiling. She picked up a pillow with her left hand, holding to the back of it as a shield. She gripped the other pillow as if it was a joust.

"EN GUARD!" Colin said, jumping from the couch just as Adrian was about to hit Kris. "Ye shall not hurt my woman. I declare this, A FIGHT TO THE DEATH!" He said, his chest puffed out with a pillow in one hand like a sword, and another one like a shield.

"This is what people do offline?" Artemis whispered, adjusting his glasses.

Kris turned to Artemis, "Yes, now experience the real life form of pillow fighting!" She said, charging at Artemis.