The New and Improved.

"I told you I'm not insane! 'I'm a high functioning sociopath! Do your research!'" She had been waiting forever to be able to quote that. Maggie watched Emily being dragged away, "I feel like I'm responsible for someone's murder.."

Drake grabbed Dylan, and disappeared inside the mansion, behind Scarlet. "Alright. Spit it. Everything." He said to Dylan, but to Emily as well.

"Again, another murder." Maggie bit her lip, scars already showing from previous bites.

"Three if Artex hooks up." Tony said with a shrug. Artemis stormed off, stopping beside Maggie. Slapping her, he disappeared for the rest of his walk.

"What do you want me to say? Me and Em, we created Darlet. That's our name for you two. You're so cute together. Why are you so mad?" Dylan asked, confused.


"Because, you gave us both a fucked up life, for what. Your amusement?" Drake snapped.

Maggie gasped, the slap stinging. "Note to self, let it go through next time. At least it's not the first time."

Roswell grabbed hold of Lars' shoulder and teleported to a doughnut shop. Alright, spill it." Roswell said in a deadly seirous tone. Knowing what Roswell was capable of, he was terrified. "Ha, loljk. Want a doughnut?" Roswell asked. "A-Apple Fritter?" Lars asked. "My favorite!" Roswell said and got 3.

Scarlet looked at Drake, and sighed, "Scarlet, please understand we had no idea that you guys would become real." Emily says, sitting at a table with Scarlet. "Why did you make it so hard?" Scarlet asks, givong Emily a sad look, this broke Emily's nonexistent heart. "Because, pain is real, the world isn't daisys amd rainbows." Emily says, creatkng a cherry sucker and giving it to Scarlet, who gladly accepts it, and outs it in her mouth then gives Emily an approving nod. "This is the greatest sucker I have ever had."

"And I don't get one?" Drake asked, looking away from Dylan and laughing.

Dylan looked uneasily at Emily, but then shrugged and looked away. "So.."

Emily tosses drake a sucker and then Dylan a sucker. "There, now no one is left out." Emily says, rolling her eyes.

"So this means, That Susan. Is, dead?" Dylan asked, referring to the ice skating 'event'.

Drake turned away, his pale complexion turning bright pink. He could just clear his throat, no words came out.

"So uh, you really killed Christian then eh?" Lars asked looking down at his doughnut. "Yep, beat him, shot him, turned him to ash. All by your command." Roswell said and Lars turned green. "Oh god..."

Maggie sighed, looking around. "Hey Tony, wanna go snoop around? We could find the secret movie room," she turned to Tony. "Besides.. I wanna see if I can find Kitty."

"Sure, whatever, would be cool to meet the Canadian who introduced me to, you know, gay shit." Tony answered with a shrug, before walking toward the mansion.

"Wait, what?" Maggie mumbled, following him. "Let's see.. Where to first?" Maggie sighed, standing beside Tony and looking up at the grand halls.

"We should go to subway." Drake said, turning to Scarlet.

Ryan walked around the mansion, bored out of his mind. He sighed and began to see if there is anyone new.

Soon, Scarlet, Emily, Dylan, and Drake were at a table in Subway. Emily and Scarlet werevchowing down happily.

(WELL YOU GUYS CAN SUCK MY ASS) Kris led Colin outside, "C'mon, there's new people! Let's go scare them or something." She said, dragging him.

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Audrey, whom MIRACULOUSLY followed Tony, Dylan, and Lars, and was sticking with Tony, "So, what are we doing here again?" She asked.

"Actually, I just had subway like an hour ago. If you excuse me, I need to go meet my other creation." Dylan said, and made his way back outside to find Audrey. (Sorry Scar, I was typing this as you posted, I can just edit it out of yours )

"I dunno, who cares, 'bout to meet a hot Canadian. Probably. Maybe." Tony said in response. "To the DR! Or anywhere else, I don't care."

"Finnneeeeeeee." Colin said, holding Kris's hand as they made their way outside, seeing the new people.

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Dylan's jaw dropped, seeing Colin and Kris together. "Holy.." Was all he could say, he poked Audrey, to turn around and look.

"Scarlet, I love you. But really? How come I have to be stuck with you two, while Dylan just gets to go out and do whatever?" He laughed, looking at Emily. "You two are together right?"

Audrey turned to look at the two, "Congratulations Dyldo, we created a couple cheesier than Twilight." Audrey sighed.

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Kris looked at Dylan and Audrey, then whispered to Colin, "We're being stared at."

"Tables have turned. We're the ones that are being scared." Colin whispered back.

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"Better than twilight as well, and cuter." Dylan said, looking at the two.