The New and Improved.

"Not a penny." He said, and looked at the waiter. He stood up, and looked him dead in the eyes. "I bring a nice lady out here, to eat at this fine restaurant. And you treat us like imbeciles? I will be speaking to my father about this, so I suggest you hang up your apron and forget about your next paycheck. I heard they were hiring at the Mcdonalds down the street." He said, and started to leave.

Roswell stood in line at a Mexican restaurant and waited. Finally it got to be his turn. "Hey Juan!"

"Uh, my name is Gary, you've known me for 4 yea-"

"Shut up Juan, I think you know what I am here for."

"Sorry Roswell, you'll just have to tell your brother that we're out of tacos."

"Out of Tacos?! What kind of restaurant are you running here?!"

"A failing one."

Roswell pulled out a gun and pointed it in the pimply cashiers face. "Listen here, if I don't get a damn taco within the next 30 seconds, I'm going to paint the walls red and grey. Understand?"

Gary muffled. "But we're out of tacos." Gunshots went off in the restaurant and Roswell walked out.

"They said they're out of tacos Jason."

Karai let out a laugh at Christian's comments to the waiter, walking outside with him. "Where to?" She asked.

"No idea." Christian said, opening her door, and then getting in on the drivers side. "You choose. My treat." He said, turning it on.

"We could go to the park, I guess." Karai said with a shrug, stepping into the ca.

*car

"God dammit Jose." Jason said, twirling his gun in the air, a single shot fired on accident, hitting a bus's rear tire, causing it to spin out of control and into a doughnut shop. "DOUGHNUTTTTTSSSS." He yelled, and sprinted over to them, he wore a fully black version of his dad's deadpool outfit.

"And do what, have rough, kinky animal sex on the jungle gym?" He asked, grinning. His eyes were brown, and then turned to blue, he muttered and slammed his fist into the steering wheel. "Sorry. Again." He said, as he drove off, towards a park.

In contrast to Jason, Roswell had a fully white version of his dad deadpool outfit. "CHOCOLATE WITH SPRINKLES!!!" Roswell yelled running into the donut shop "I want that one, that one, that one, that one, that one, that one, that one, that one, that one, that one, actually, just give us all of them." Roswell said.

Karai held her hand up to slap him, but stopped when his eyes faded back to normal.
"Mhm." She shrugged, leaning her head against the window and staring out of it.

"THEY'RE FREE YOU DIPSHIT!" Jason yelled, filling his arms with doughnuts as the bus began to catch on fire.

Once at the park, Christian got out and waited. It was dark, and only one street light faintly lit up the place.

"FREE?!" Roswell grabbed the rest of the doughnuts and running back to their car. "GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO"

Karai looked around, sitting down on a bench. She began to turn her bracelet into liquid metal, swirling it in multiple different shapes. She sighed a bit, leaning against the back. She glanced at Christian.
"You going to sit down or not?"

"THAT'S NOT OUR CAR. WE DON'T HAVE A CAR!" Jason yelled, as he scarfed down about twelve doughnuts.

"Only if I get a kiss." He said, then his eyes turned blue again. He cussed himself out, and then sat down on the bench, as far away from her as he could.

"OH YEAH, I FORGOT!" Roswell said getting out and pressing a button on his belt to activate his teleporter.

Karai turned red, but quickly noticed his change back to his original eye color. She put down the hand she was about to use to slap him, heaving a sigh.
"Your other side is a perv." She stated the obvious, sprawling across the bench because Christian gave her enough room to.

"Mhm." Christian said, barely even sitting on the bench he was so far away, he just looked at the ground.

Jason activated his teleporter, and then ate a few more doughnuts.

Roswell and Jason ended up inside the X-Mansion. "Hm... Seems cushy. We should crash here while we eat our doughnuts! TO THE REFRIGERATOR!"

"You okay?" Karai asked, which was odd, she never really cared about people. She heaved a sigh, dangling upside down off the bench.
"Your mutation must suck.

"It does." Christian said, then his eyes turned to brown. "And I'm sure you suck too. In the good way." Then they flashed back blue. "God dammit." Christian said, standing up and walked a few feet away, muttering to himself.

"Hell yeah." Jason said, as he ran to the fridge. "DUDE THIS PLACE IS LOADED! WE MUST HAVE CRASHED AT THE XMEN OR AVENGERS OR SOME SHIT. THIS IS AWESOME! He yelled, filling his already filled arms with more goodies.

Karai glanced at him for a moment, then followed him and stood partially next to him, but a little farther. She liked her personal space.
"Didn't you say you took medication?" She asked, tilting her head and looking up at him.